Half-Casts!

[Vish]

Let the slagging war begin!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Arunava Das]

Naturally cast them out, but what about the females?

<hand waving in the air>

[Vish]

8-)Exempt8-).

[Dwarde]

The pro's of being a half caste:
- You get the best of both (or in my case, many) worlds
- When you have dinner, you have variety! Chinese one night when dad cooks or Dutch, the other when mum cooks
- If your predominant country loses out in sports and you are a bandwagon supporter you can always go for the other country
- You can claim 3 countries as home
- If you are fortunate enough to have a half black - half white family then you my friend have descovered what its like to have a permanent tan
- Racist people can only call you half-castes because they dont know what nationality you are
- If your country is known to have a stereotype, being a half caste can fix that. For example, if your mum is asian but your dad is black, you can be smart with straight hair and have a big dick. There is an exception, if you are half asian and half australian you should feel compelled to shoot yourself, you have the worst of both worlds... small dick, small eyes, trailor trash background and you eat pies with added MSG and salmonela.
- People take pity on you
- If you are a half caste chick, expect to be hot, no half caste chick is ever not hot. And if you are a half-caste guy you have a greater chance of picking the half caste chick up, but if you have kids they will most likely end up retarted
- You have discovered what inner peace is. WE half castes represent the Yin and Yang.

[Vish]

Dwarde said:

The pro's of being a half caste:
- You get the best of both (or in my case, many) worlds
- When you have dinner, you have variety! Chinese one night when dad cooks or Dutch, the other when mum cooks
- If your predominant country loses out in sports and you are a bandwagon supporter you can always go for the other country
- You can claim 3 countries as home
- If you are fortunate enough to have a half black - half white family then you my friend have descovered what its like to have a permanent tan
- Racist people can only call you half-castes because they dont know what nationality you are
- If your country is known to have a stereotype, being a half caste can fix that. For example, if your mum is asian but your dad is black, you can be smart with straight hair and have a big thingy. There is an exception, if you are half asian and half australian you should feel compelled to shoot yourself, you have the worst of both worlds... small thingy, small eyes, trailor trash background and you eat pies with added MSG and salmonela.
- People take pity on you
- If you are a half caste chick, expect to be hot, no half caste chick is ever not hot. And if you are a half-caste guy you have a greater chance of picking the half caste chick up, but if you have kids they will most likely end up retarted
- You have discovered what inner peace is. WE half castes represent the Yin and Yang.

8-)BUT! Your still a f**ked up Half-Cast! eyyyyyyyyy8-)

[Arunava Das]

Quite an explanation.

[colin]

its great being a white proteestant male between 18-35! the world is my oyster...unlike black people who generally have no chance. Its not fair, but it works for me.