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Nov 5, 2007 22:28:30 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 5, 2007 22:28:30 GMT 10
Operator, get me Thailand. T, I... and so on.
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Nov 6, 2007 15:58:57 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 6, 2007 15:58:57 GMT 10
Come on Lisa, Monkeys!
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Nov 6, 2007 21:48:34 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 6, 2007 21:48:34 GMT 10
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Nov 7, 2007 13:01:53 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 7, 2007 13:01:53 GMT 10
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers
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Nov 7, 2007 13:05:54 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 7, 2007 13:05:54 GMT 10
This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.
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Nov 7, 2007 17:23:06 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 7, 2007 17:23:06 GMT 10
"I think we should get a gun. We could hunt gangs, spell out things and ring in the new year!"
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Nov 8, 2007 12:24:30 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 8, 2007 12:24:30 GMT 10
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Nov 8, 2007 14:21:08 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 8, 2007 14:21:08 GMT 10
Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, everyone is a little bit Irish! Eh-heh, everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians.
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Nov 8, 2007 14:36:58 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 8, 2007 14:36:58 GMT 10
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
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Nov 8, 2007 14:43:53 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 8, 2007 14:43:53 GMT 10
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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Nov 11, 2007 20:30:54 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 11, 2007 20:30:54 GMT 10
If you were seventeen, we'd be rich, but nooo...you had to be ten
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Nov 13, 2007 15:05:54 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 13, 2007 15:05:54 GMT 10
"So how much do you guys make, coz some people say I look like Macaulay Culkin."
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Nov 15, 2007 18:55:07 GMT 10
Post by Vish on Nov 15, 2007 18:55:07 GMT 10
Homer! You're not listening.
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